Treason Tales Fan Prints

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Beauty and the Beast

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Murderous Chef

'Can you keep a secret?'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Circus trousers

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

Horror writers has a creepy shadow.

"It's not 'Kafkaesque,' it's equal opportunity."

"You look good for your age."

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

'Unfortunately, the paper trail led to the shredder.'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

Let George Do It!

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

'You just grew three inches.'

'I believe honesty is the best policy.'

'You're not showing up at all on any of the X-rays.'

What witches ride on outside the Halloween season...springsummerfallwinter.

"Ok, ok, my mistake—twice upon a time..."

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

'Obedience school was just not for me: I ran away...'

Wikileaks panic

"Have you ever considered that you haven't been promoted because you're and idiot?"

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'