Treason Tales Fan Prints

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

Beauty and the Beast

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Murderous Chef

'Can you keep a secret?'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Circus trousers

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

Horror writers has a creepy shadow.

"It's not 'Kafkaesque,' it's equal opportunity."

"You look good for your age."

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

'Unfortunately, the paper trail led to the shredder.'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

'You just grew three inches.'

'I believe honesty is the best policy.'

Let George Do It!

'You're not showing up at all on any of the X-rays.'

"Ok, ok, my mistake—twice upon a time..."

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

'Obedience school was just not for me: I ran away...'

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

"Have you ever considered that you haven't been promoted because you're and idiot?"

"It's Bo Beep again, she's completely lost it!"

"Oh, so you're my husband's mistress?!... Well, I'm afraid he can't talk to you right now. He's on another line."