Tritone Tales Fan Prints

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Subway Thrillers

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

'Go to Hell'

Circus trousers

According to this tabloid article, two guys who today are a basketabll referee and a politician, were friends as kids with a business selling seashells. The referee says that one sunny day while under an umbrella searching in the muck for shells they found a bunch of slimy, loose change. Or as the tabloid puts it "Whistleblower reveals pol's shady past with dirty money and a shell company!"

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

The Woman of Samaria Meets Jesus (The Holy Bible).

'You just grew three inches.'

'I believe honesty is the best policy.'

"Ok, ok, my mistake—twice upon a time..."

"I'm sorry, Rhett, but now I don't give a damn."

"Congratulations. You earned time off for bad behavior."

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

"And she's bringing her TWIN!!"

Dog steals the throne.

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.

"Finally a bit of good luck..."

'The scruffy gits Fawkes.'

God sees his doppelganger in the toiletries aisle.

“God, no! It’s ripping me apart!!” “The very very hungry caterpillar”

Graham Greene.

"It's Bo Beep again, she's completely lost it!"

Poor Mimi (La Boheme)

"No. You can't sue each other for identity theft. . . You're identical twins!"

'I know a Tail Implant Specialist who can fix that for you.'