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"I'm sorry, Rhett, but now I don't give a damn."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Thomas Hardy

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Circus trousers

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

'You just grew three inches.'

The Woman of Samaria Meets Jesus (The Holy Bible).

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

Count and Figaro

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

'Do you always have to be so quick?'

"Alice finds that the looking glass is made of lexan, and she can't get through it."

"The secret of my win? Focus, my boy, focus! I stayed focussed, the hare didn't..."

"It's a selfie!"

'I still don't believe any of that bunk your friend was giving us about hypnosis.'

"Ok, ok, my mistake—twice upon a time..."

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

Don Quixote Update.

Uproarious hospitality

"It's Bo Beep again, she's completely lost it!"

Hey don't jump out like that. You almost gave me a heart attack!...Oh no, of course you couldn't, could you?"