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Graham Greene.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Don Quixote

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Falstaff

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"Long Johns Silver."

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"No, let down your hair!"

Ugly sisters

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Robin Hood.

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

"I'm sorry, Rhett, but now I don't give a damn."

Vulcan

"I used to be super-impressed too, until I found out it's made of paper-mache!"

"That's why you don't stand behind them!"

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

Adam sees note from Eve: Gone for a walk. Your dinner's in the apple tree.

"Crush your empties, see them placed in the proper receptacle and hear the lamentation of the wet mop!"

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

"I mean - how big can this Goliath guy be?"

Don Quixote Update.

"We have 'Too Hot,' 'Too Cold,' and 'Just Right.'"