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'I know a Tail Implant Specialist who can fix that for you.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Fishing Tales

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

Reasonableman

Fishing Boat Derby

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

Good boy

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

A Salmon Lie

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

Circus trousers

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

'He doesn't exaggerate, he just remembers big.'

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

'He's lying about either a fish or his penis.'

A Tale of the Sea

"This is your great-great-uncle Enchilmo Ladas. We called him 'Enchi' for short."

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."