Timeless Tales Fan Mugs

"I'm sorry, Rhett, but now I don't give a damn."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Thomas Hardy

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Circus trousers

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

'You just grew three inches.'

Count and Figaro

The Woman of Samaria Meets Jesus (The Holy Bible).

'Do you always have to be so quick?'

"Alice finds that the looking glass is made of lexan, and she can't get through it."

'I still don't believe any of that bunk your friend was giving us about hypnosis.'

"It's a selfie!"

"Ok, ok, my mistake—twice upon a time..."

"Recount!"

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

"The secret of my win? Focus, my boy, focus! I stayed focussed, the hare didn't..."

Don Quixote Update.

Uproarious hospitality

“God, no! It’s ripping me apart!!” “The very very hungry caterpillar”