Traffic Trailblazer T-Shirts

"I told you we had to leave earlier."

No Parking Anytime

The experienced backpacker.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

'Can our software do that?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Hither and Yon sign

Dog Crossing

"Trail mix?"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Don't even think about it."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Women in a cross country race

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

See you at Charing Cross!

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

Family traits.

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"