Traffic Lights Pillows

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Dog Crossing

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Nice park. . .

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Baby in Trunk.

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

'Driving without a flag?'

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

The whole world goes green. Resulting in thousands and thousands of traffic accidents at intersections everywhere.

Dance Crossing

'Can't you read?'

Deer Crossing.

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

Give Way To Cyclists

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Zero gravity ahead.

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"