Traffic Lights Prints

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Dog Crossing

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Cupid paints Stop sign

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Nice park. . .

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Baby in Trunk.

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

'Driving without a flag?'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Dance Crossing

Zero gravity ahead.

Give Way To Cyclists

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

'Can't you read?'

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Deer Crossing.

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

The whole world goes green. Resulting in thousands and thousands of traffic accidents at intersections everywhere.

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'