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Old dear crossing.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Cake Walk.

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Keystone XL

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

Fruits and vegetables

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

Enter Exit - Circle of Life.

"As I said to Steve: if they don't ship oil in that proposed pipeline...it's going to make one heck of a water slide!"

Physicist Frank Bartholomew gets a big, BIG break in his search for the ever-elusive neutrino.

If a tree falls in the forest, and a mime hears it, does it make a sound?

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

Drive Thru Police Station