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Urban gorilla

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Dadgum this color blindness."

Cake Walk.

Diagram of a dark matter halo around a saint.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Cars.

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

Road Construction.

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

"This is nothing. You should have been with us last year at Fifty-third and Lex."

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s personal hell.

'Politicians are going too far!'

Crossing the Road

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

Urban transport and speeding accidents