Traffic Explorer Mugs

Urban gorilla

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Dadgum this color blindness."

Cake Walk.

Diagram of a dark matter halo around a saint.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

Cars.

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Road Construction.

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

"This is nothing. You should have been with us last year at Fifty-third and Lex."

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

Crossing the Road

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

'Politicians are going too far!'

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

Urban transport and speeding accidents

Drive Thru Police Station

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.