Traffic Analyst Mugs

'After being on my site all day, it's nice to see some traffic.'

Crosswalk and Happywalk.

Snake Traffic Jam

'Drivers with very short attention spans this lane only' 'I said THIS lane only!'

Right lane must be from out of town.

Crowd Funding Toll Booth.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Dog Crossing

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Street signs you don't want to see.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Family traits.

Id/Ego/Superego.

Computer Controlled Car

"Dadgum this color blindness."

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

A series of Exit signs.

Traffic calming ahead.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Attention: Speed Troughs

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.