Traffic Analyst Mugs

'After being on my site all day, it's nice to see some traffic.'

Snake Traffic Jam

'Drivers with very short attention spans this lane only' 'I said THIS lane only!'

Right lane must be from out of town.

Crowd Funding Toll Booth.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Dog Crossing

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Street signs you don't want to see.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Family traits.

Id/Ego/Superego.

Computer Controlled Car

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"Dadgum this color blindness."

A series of Exit signs.

Traffic calming ahead.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Attention: Speed Troughs

Speed Bumps.

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

Do Not Enter and No U Turns