Traditional Tastes Pillows

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

Full English Breakfast.

Night of the Latkes

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Is this still America?'

Grandma's caf

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

"It's steak and chips, it is what the ploughman had for lunch!"

'A wee bowl of porridge can set you up for the day!'

Homemade Jam.

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

"I'm a meat and potatoes guy in a kale and tofu world."

"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

'One SHISH-KA-BOB TO GO!'

You Will Eat A Fortune Cookie.

"It was ok, but could be improved by cooking!"

"Thanksgiving is politically incorrect, turkey is politically incorrect, yams with marshmallow fluff are politically incorrect - and disgusting."

"Dad, are we a minority group?"

'I'm sorry, but there are no guitars in 'Oom-pah Band Hero'.'

Welsh Cakes

Microwave grudgingly in use.

"Fine! Tell Tia Carmen the truth, tell her you don't like her stew! But be prepared to live with the consequences, young man."