Traditional Foods Pillows

Night of the Latkes

'Once we escape poverty we won't have to eat any more of this single-batch artisanal wild-produce crap.'

'One SHISH-KA-BOB TO GO!'

"My mother always serves lengua casserole!"

"It's steak and chips, it is what the ploughman had for lunch!"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Grandma's caf

'Is this still America?'

Full English Breakfast.

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

Happy St Pancakes Day!

'A wee bowl of porridge can set you up for the day!'

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

Really, Brother Gregory, that was only necessary on your head.

Shaker Timeouts

Homemade Jam.

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

"I resolve to cook more traditional meals like my lengua casserole and pig's feet stew!"

"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."