Traditional Dishes Pillows

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Night of the Latkes

Full English Breakfast.

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

Happy St Pancakes Day!

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

"It's steak and chips, it is what the ploughman had for lunch!"

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

'A wee bowl of porridge can set you up for the day!'

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

Really, Brother Gregory, that was only necessary on your head.

Shaker Timeouts

How Mrs Pavlov Would Call her Son to the Dinner Table

Homemade Jam.

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

"I resolve to cook more traditional meals like my lengua casserole and pig's feet stew!"

"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

'One SHISH-KA-BOB TO GO!'

You Will Eat A Fortune Cookie.

"Fine! Tell Tia Carmen the truth, tell her you don't like her stew! But be prepared to live with the consequences, young man."

A comic strip shows a man watching TV when a hat blows in through an open window and lands on his head. When a woman enters the room the man stands up and tips his hat to her before they both sit down and watch TV.