Traditional Recipes Mugs

Night of the Latkes

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Grandma's caf

Full English Breakfast.

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'Is this still America?'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Witches of Instagram

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

"My compliments to Mummy!"

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

Stand back - while I whip something up

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Recipes.

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."