Traditional Dish Cooking Mugs

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Night of the Latkes

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Full English Breakfast.

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

Happy St Pancakes Day!

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

"It's steak and chips, it is what the ploughman had for lunch!"

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

'A wee bowl of porridge can set you up for the day!'

Shaker Timeouts

Baking

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

Homemade Jam.

How Mrs Pavlov Would Call her Son to the Dinner Table

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

"I resolve to cook more traditional meals like my lengua casserole and pig's feet stew!"

'One SHISH-KA-BOB TO GO!'

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."

A Sweeping Reform.

Burn's Night.