Traditionalist Cook Mugs

"I resolve to cook more traditional meals like my lengua casserole and pig's feet stew!"

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Night of the Latkes

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"I love these old decorations!"

Full English Breakfast.

Grandma's caf

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Search for Rare Bitcoin

'Is this still America?'

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Baptism Then and Now

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Champagne at the hunt

"Fridge-to-table"

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."