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"Excuse me, but are you using that mustache right now?"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

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"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Abacus.

Shall I be mother?

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

Penguin trying on a suit.

Amish personal mobility scooter

"It's terribly old fashioned I admit, but I've fallen for a white middle class, male."

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

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"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

Native Americans flirting.

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

"I love a ceremony that has some tradition in it."

A dreary maypole