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Old Country Buffet.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

REPENT! Get back to nature

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Folk Wedding

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Shall I be mother?

Maypole

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"I hunt, she gathers, but we always get together for cocktails at five."

Shavuot - Like!

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Time for Tea

"Now do you believe me?"

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Queen reigning.

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

First Marriage.

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

Happy Hogmanay!