Trading Floor Fanatic T-Shirts

Ten business commandments, city trading floor

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

Cuba united against blocking off the country

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

TTIP

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

Wall Street Lights.

"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

George Michael at the chiropodist

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Helms Burton Title III