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Ten business commandments, city trading floor

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Early attempts at standardising currency.

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

Cuba united against blocking off the country

Wall Street Lights.

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

TTIP

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

George Michael at the chiropodist

Helms Burton Title III