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Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

My department will NOT take the blame for that lousy quarter...we were ALL hibernating!

Wall Street Lights.

"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."

Ten business commandments, city trading floor

'As expected, your shares of de ja vu are rebounding, again.'

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

"The dotted line is my self-esteem."

'No this isn't one of those disaster movies. It's the News.'

"I'd like to file a defamation suit. 'Bear markets' is a derogatory term."

'I believe honesty is the best policy.'

'He'd be handsome even without the big bonus, stock options and obscene salary!'

Mega Brokers - StockPawn.

'You know, for a second I was worried about which went where.'

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

Need Money To Resume Online Trading.

'What's wrong with me, Doc? Lately I've been feeling bullish.'

"Darell is sharing his pet with us today. I'm sure the whole class will find this very entertaining."

Toy City Trader - Pull string and watch him panic

'What do you see in gold futures.'

"He's sensitive enough to cry, but only about the stock market."

"So you lost a year's worth of gains in a single day...that's still 12 months of pleasure for one day of pain."