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'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

Wall Street Lights.

My department will NOT take the blame for that lousy quarter...we were ALL hibernating!

"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."

Ten business commandments, city trading floor

'As expected, your shares of de ja vu are rebounding, again.'

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"The dotted line is my self-esteem."

'No this isn't one of those disaster movies. It's the News.'

'I believe honesty is the best policy.'

Mega Brokers - StockPawn.

'You know, for a second I was worried about which went where.'

"I'd like to file a defamation suit. 'Bear markets' is a derogatory term."

'He'd be handsome even without the big bonus, stock options and obscene salary!'

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

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'What's wrong with me, Doc? Lately I've been feeling bullish.'

'What do you see in gold futures.'

"So you lost a year's worth of gains in a single day...that's still 12 months of pleasure for one day of pain."

Toy City Trader - Pull string and watch him panic

"He's sensitive enough to cry, but only about the stock market."

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