Trademark Lawyer T-Shirts

Celebrate your trademark lawyer's sharp mind with our fun t-shirts that combine legal puns and professional pride in a stylish and humorous way.

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"I'm afraid, Inspector, this means that everybody and everything in the country has been copyrighted."

"I'm afraid, Inspector, this means that everybody and everything in the country has been copyrighted." mockup

"I'm afraid, Inspector, this means that everybody and everything in the country has been copyrighted."

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'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.' mockup

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

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Squeezing the Free Press.

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Foreign Markets with Big Barriers mockup

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

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"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger." mockup

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

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"What's a patent?"

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"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired." mockup

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

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Sue the Author 3PM

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The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...' mockup

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

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Patent Attorney (invisible man)

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Is plagiarism the same as value adding? mockup

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

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"Tariffs"

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"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?" mockup

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

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"Plagiarist!"

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"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

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Intellectual Property

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JET (Part I)

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'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.' mockup

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

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'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.' mockup

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

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'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.' mockup

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

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'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?' mockup

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

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'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.' mockup

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

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'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.' mockup

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

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'It's okay, they're with me.'

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Copyrighted Ideas

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"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!" mockup

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

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"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...." mockup

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

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The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image. mockup

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

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"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

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