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'I believe honesty is the best policy.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Thomas Hardy

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

Beauty and the Beast

Cuba united against blocking off the country

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

Subway Thrillers

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

TTIP

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

'Go to Hell'

Helms Burton Title III

Circus trousers

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

'I'm outta here.'

"It's not 'Kafkaesque,' it's equal opportunity."

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'