Trade Tales Fan Prints

'I believe honesty is the best policy.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Thomas Hardy

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

Beauty and the Beast

Cuba united against blocking off the country

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

Subway Thrillers

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

TTIP

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

'Go to Hell'

Helms Burton Title III

Circus trousers

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

'I'm outta here.'

"It's not 'Kafkaesque,' it's equal opportunity."

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'