Trade Route Explorer Mugs

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

US v.s. Tech Giants

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Moving in

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Challenge and solution

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"International trade"

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Sunset Attraction

"You get one every time you order something online."

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

Pick & Buy Online.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"This is de ja vu all over again. I lost my shirt at the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City."

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

E-Business Convention

"I found you on Splrg's list."

'Please enter your credit card number, then sign on the dotted line...'