Trade Route Explorer Gifts

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

US v.s. Tech Giants

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Moving in

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Challenge and solution

"International trade"

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Sunset Attraction

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

"You get one every time you order something online."

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

Suez Canal Curse

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

Pick & Buy Online.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'That's the last time I buy sled dogs on ebay.'

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

Ebaying at the moon.

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

"This is de ja vu all over again. I lost my shirt at the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City."

E-Business Convention

"I found you on Splrg's list."

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

'Please enter your credit card number, then sign on the dotted line...'