New free trade agreement with the US forces Singapore to change it's ban on chewing gum.
Trade Deal Explorer Mugs
Kickstart their mornings with a mug that celebrates the trade deal explorer’s sharp wit and negotiation skills. Perfect for their coffee break or desk at work.
UK/US Free Trade Deal
"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"
"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"
"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."
When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.
“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”
That's supposed to say garage sale!
Sale.
'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.
"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."
Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.
Customer Convention
Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.
'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'
Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).
"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."
"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."
"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."
The merger hits a snag.
"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."
Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop
We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?
"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."
The Bargain Brand
Black Friday
"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"
Boomerang Sale! - No Returns
Suez Canal Curse
'Stocks dropped today, proving once again that life sucks.'
"You get one every time you order something online."
"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."
'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'
'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'
Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.
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Trade Deal Explorer Pillows
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Trade Deal Explorer Prints
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Trade Deal Explorer T-Shirts
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