Trade Buff Gifts

'The coconut remained strong in trading today. This is Bob Jones via videophone for the castaway channel.'

'China's on the phone, Mr. President -- they say you're overdrawn.'

Tariff Adjustment

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

E.U. Banking Union.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

Alternative fielding positions

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

' A new idea '

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Jumping Wall Street.

Tic-tac-toe

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

Standard And P****d.

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

The End is Nigh

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

Trump Tariffs

"At last, a low-level panel!"

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

Surge Plans.

The new president to the rescue.