Trade Buff Gifts

'The coconut remained strong in trading today. This is Bob Jones via videophone for the castaway channel.'

'China's on the phone, Mr. President -- they say you're overdrawn.'

Tariff Adjustment

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

E.U. Banking Union.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Alternative fielding positions

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

' A new idea '

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Jumping Wall Street.

Tic-tac-toe

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

The End is Nigh

"At last, a low-level panel!"

The new president to the rescue.

Surge Plans.

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

Trump Tariffs

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."

Humpty Dumpty on Wall Street.