Eu Buff Gifts

Euro Collapse

Jean-Claude Juncker

E.U. Banking Union.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Jumping Wall Street.

"You are responsible for the refugee crisis!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

Standard And P****d.

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

The End is Nigh

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

The new president to the rescue.

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'

Humpty Dumpty on Wall Street.

US economy outperforms Europe.

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

The Great Divide.

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

Home Foreclosed Home.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Tax What?!

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'