Tractor Whisperer Pillows

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

The Busy Gardener

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Quick, start the car!"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Dog Dreams

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plant Lady

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

An Unexpected Guest.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You know too much!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

"That is an outrageous slur."

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"