Tractor Dealer T-Shirts

'Yes,we do have a small tractor that you don't have to pay a big-tractor price for.'

For sale

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Tractor Racing

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Farmer Christmas.

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"I got it from eBay."

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

TS Motors Inc.

Sam's Venison.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

Tractor Art

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

Sheepdog protecting his master from road rage.

Farmer

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

"What kind of mileage do you get?"

Shakespeare in the Industrial Park