Tractor Dealer Pillows

'Yes,we do have a small tractor that you don't have to pay a big-tractor price for.'

For sale

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Tractor Racing

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Farmer Christmas.

General Motors.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

"I got it from eBay."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

TS Motors Inc.

Sam's Venison.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

Tractor Art

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

Sheepdog protecting his master from road rage.

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

Farmer

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."