Tracking Steps T-Shirts

"The real torture is not being able to get my steps in."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Running

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"What about my footprint?"

Snail Coach

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

Heart Health Levels

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

Climate change meant that Norman was often finding his quarry far from the traditional hunting grounds.

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"Aw, geez... I thought I took more hops than that today."

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

"Somehow, this just don't seem sportin', Jake."

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