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"He's got an amazing sense of direction. He ate my GPS."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Snail Coach

'What a control freak!'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

Dolphin tricks.

Pranking Zombies

"I'll leave the door open and the hallway light on, but you're much too old to need an attorney in your room."

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

"On the bright side, my fitness tracker says struggling in qucksand this long is the equivalent of a 10-mile run."

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

Climate change meant that Norman was often finding his quarry far from the traditional hunting grounds.

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'He likes to introduce variety to his mentoring communications...'

"New tricks CD Rom"

Hurdles with Steps

"Somehow, this just don't seem sportin', Jake."

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'This should come out just right.'

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."