Tracking Expert In Training Mugs

"He's got an amazing sense of direction. He ate my GPS."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Snail Coach

'What a control freak!'

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Dolphin tricks.

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

"I'll leave the door open and the hallway light on, but you're much too old to need an attorney in your room."

Pranking Zombies

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

Climate change meant that Norman was often finding his quarry far from the traditional hunting grounds.

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

'He likes to introduce variety to his mentoring communications...'

"New tricks CD Rom"

Hurdles with Steps

"Somehow, this just don't seem sportin', Jake."

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

'This should come out just right.'

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!