Track Tactician Mugs

Speed Bumps.

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

'What a control freak!'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

I like the look of that 'Trojan Boy'.

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

Carlo Ancelotti

Football.

"That was a rumor day."

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Just as he was about to be annihilated, Dirk makes an amazing discovery,

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'