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Caution.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"YOU pass him on the left."

Ski kicker.

"It's improv night."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

At the baby oil factory.

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'He works hard and he plays hard.'

'Safe!'

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

Tred carefully mill.

5 people balance on one tiny bike

Hurdles with Steps

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

Pianist Fraud

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

Crash Test Dummy runs on treadmill in front of brick wall

"Are you ready to try it with a real egg?"

Wheelies Gang.

Women Golfers

A skateboarder falling on his head

Fake trophy moose photo.

"Baldo, I hope you're not going to that new drainage ditch to do tricks on your bike."