Toy Vehicle Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

The Rubber Ball Company

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"That'll be five bucks."

"Werewolves of London..."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Rocking Horse

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"It's his emotional support animal."

Childlike love

Mohammad's motors

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

It's great for pulling the birds!

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Remote Control Duck

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Inaction Figure

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Help me!