Toy Store Tourist Mugs

"Putting the Christ back in Christmas."

"That'll be five bucks."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Rocking Horse

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"So where do you get all your ideas from?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

Toy Store/Battery Store

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

Hooks R Us.

"That One!"

Toys Were Me

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

Toys for Tots

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

'There's no room for water!'

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

'Well, I don't care what Uncle Gary says. It's call the Capitol, not ‘Laws R Us.''

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

Children Plead with Santa Claus

"I hereby declare this planet for Oxymaxian territory"

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

'He has so much stuff, toys and gadgets so now we punish him by sending him to our room.'

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'