Toy Store Tourist Prints

"Putting the Christ back in Christmas."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"That'll be five bucks."

Rocking Horse

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

Toy Store/Battery Store

Toys Were Me

Hooks R Us.

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

Toys for Tots

"That One!"

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

'Well, I don't care what Uncle Gary says. It's call the Capitol, not ‘Laws R Us.''

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

'There's no room for water!'

Little Girls Outside A Toy Shop

'He has so much stuff, toys and gadgets so now we punish him by sending him to our room.'

"I hereby declare this planet for Oxymaxian territory"

"I was hoping for something more Instagrammable."

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'