Toy Flotilla Dreamer T-Shirts

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Captain steering house through flood.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Whale Romance

Angel Swing

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

My First Boat

"Sure, most men lead lives of quiet desperation, but I can fly."

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

Isaac Newton...stumped.

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

Heavenly Ships

"Don't even think about it."

"I've told you - I refuse to pay those extortionate bus fares..!!"

INSPIRATION POINT - How the parachute was invented

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

Set Sail

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

'Before the end of November, we need to learn to do that.'

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

'It's from Inland Revenue. Apparently you forgot to declare our yacht.'

Moments later, Pongo would awaken to the painful truth.