Tourist In Realms Unknown Prints

"I thought I knew Venice quite well, but I don't recognise any of this at all."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"You are here"

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

Yonder

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

Limbo Day at the Palace

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'Go to Hell'

Vacation on the Moon.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Mars-A-Lago

Nights in Bath

"Could you help me with this?"

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

After years of saving...Larry finally visits the mysterious 'Doorhenge'.

"Now when you say you're going to catch the bus, which bus might that be, I wonder?"

'Natural bridge'