Paranormal Tourist Prints

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Get a tomb!"

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"Which one is yours?"

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Telekinetics on strike...

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"Your husband says BOO!"

Fear of Flying Seminar

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

If Ghosts Were Real

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."