Paranormal Tourist Prints

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Astral Projection

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Get a tomb!"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Telekinetics on strike...

"Which one is yours?"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

Fear of Flying Seminar

"Your husband says BOO!"

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."