Tough Love Advocates Pillows

"This ride is for parents and their kids."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

Domestic Pardners

"Sure, pat down strangers all day, but I ask for one little hug..."

Love

"And this is my life support system."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

Love for the family

'I find the best way to get them to grow up is to buy them a 1-way ticket to Europe, and let them work their way back.'

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

Some Love Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away.

"Mother believed in tough love. She was always there for me when I needed a cold shoulder to cry on."

You, Me, Still Me

Valentine's Day

Father's love

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"OK - I'll say it again - I love you even more than my p******* hour."

Love is Love

"Well it DID rather take the edge off things!"

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

Hugs.

Emotional sabotage animals.

Don't Say Gay Bill

'Maybe all I really need is a hug.'

'If you're not sure of the name of a client then check it on the system, don't just shout 'Hey Fatso'.'

Stop, Walk, Love

'You got something against bear hugs?'

"You haven’t earned this."

Shotgun wedding.