Tough Love Advocates Pillows

"This ride is for parents and their kids."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

Domestic Pardners

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

Love

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

"And this is my life support system."

Love for the family

"Sure, pat down strangers all day, but I ask for one little hug..."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

'I find the best way to get them to grow up is to buy them a 1-way ticket to Europe, and let them work their way back.'

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

Some Love Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away.

"Mother believed in tough love. She was always there for me when I needed a cold shoulder to cry on."

Love is Love

"Well it DID rather take the edge off things!"

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

Father's love

Valentine's Day

"OK - I'll say it again - I love you even more than my p******* hour."

'If you're not sure of the name of a client then check it on the system, don't just shout 'Hey Fatso'.'

Shotgun wedding.

Wedding Planners & Divorce Lawyers in Support of Gay Marriage.

Emotional sabotage animals.

Stop, Walk, Love

'You got something against bear hugs?'

Hugs.

'Maybe all I really need is a hug.'

"You haven’t earned this."