Touchy-feely Fan Prints

"You're very touchy this morning - I like that."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Hoodie Hang-out

"Have you tried biting him?"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'I think I've scored.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Shelter Dog 101 "Perfect!"

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

'How do you know all these cats? I've never even met them.'

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

"You won't find a better breed if it's affection you're looking for."

Propriety

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

'Permission to flirt with the witness, your honor?'

The St. Bernard mastiff. A happy dog - rather!

"-and give their hunky centre forward a big,juicy smacker from me!"

Ringing horn

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

"Yes, I will treat you today, Rover...but in the future please bring your master with you."

Valentines