Touchy-feely Fan T-Shirts

"You're very touchy this morning - I like that."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Hoodie Hang-out

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Have you tried biting him?"

'I think I've scored.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

Shelter Dog 101 "Perfect!"

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

Propriety

'Kevin was plagued since childhood by fears of a monster under his bed, but eventually overcame it until he and his monster became inseparable best friends.'

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"You won't find a better breed if it's affection you're looking for."

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

'How do you know all these cats? I've never even met them.'

"Yes, I will treat you today, Rover...but in the future please bring your master with you."

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

'Our days of wine and roses are over, Ethel. We're going to have to settle for champagne and tulips.'

Valentines

YOL9.

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

The St. Bernard mastiff. A happy dog - rather!

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"