Text-speak Fan Prints

YOL9.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Exciting potato bugs.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Wow, what a DILF."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

First O.M.G. church.

'We should talk more.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Professor treating acronyms like formulae.

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

Parrot annoying dog.

Polo pony

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

'Archaeologists discover the earliest ancient texts.'

"I did it!"

"What's up -ain't you ever seen a bar cod."

SMS filing system

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

Mob psychiatry

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

Only a handful of people are this small.

American Gothic lol

Avoid texting valentine's messages

'They have great rapport.'